dianadabinett

What is it about cornfields that attracts alien visitors? Why do they always have to crush the innocent corn stalks into arbitrary and scary patterns?Are aliens just intergalatic farmers who really like growing corn? I have never understood crop circles, or the people / aliens that make them. What possible motivation would have to crush perfectly a perfectly good and delicious vegetable like corn into some strange message to those from outer space?If you are going to make yourself look like a lunatic, at least don’t waste the corn. Buy some Jiffy Pop and cook it up, then use the tin part of the packaging to shield yourself from the cosmic brain waves that are obviously attacking you. At least that way you are safe from the aliens and enjoying some delicious popped corn. Next time I see one of those corn-crushing conspiracy theory pushers I am going to give them a piece of my mind, do not mess with my corn!